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Well, Hello there, me-my-self-and-i and You, if you’re here? It’s me again. So I say to myself and to you, Waz’ up? I answer, this should be a long one, but your’e up, you’re here, what else have you got going on? OK then, what is this thing called Tai Cheng? I’m glad you asked.
Elderly people slowly moving in unison in some park
I was up late because as usual, I wasn’t sleeping well. Flipping through channels with the TV remote, I stopped on an infomercial. I don’t like these, but there was just something about this particular one that caught my eye. I cannot recall what it was exactly, but it reminded me of something I have seen before. Regis Philbin, an American media personality along with his wife Joy, seemed to be the spokespeople for this program or at least were featured in the commercial. I am not a fan of Regis Philbin, so his credibility being added to this promotional commercial was not what drew me in. No, it was something else, I was reminded of.
I have seen such a thing as the picture above, several times in my life and long ago was my first time. This is like the image which is locked in my memory. But pictures or visual words have meaning. What did such a picture mean to me?
This is what I thought. These were elderly Chinese people in slow motion, moving slowly together as if imitating each other. It sort of looked like a dance, but in slow motion. I had no idea what they were doing or why. Maybe it was some religious ritual? This pretty much describes, what such a scene meant to me— Elderly Chinese People Moving Really Slow and Weirdly
This is unlike me to have defined something like this, when I really did not know, what the hell I was talking about. Call it lack of interest to find out. Call it just that it looked weird to me. Call it just a bunch of elderly Chinese folk. Some religious ritual? That is my internal summary of what I thought it was all about. I suppose, all of our prejudices all start out like this. We tend to associate the word “weird” with anything not understood. We can’t look stupid even to ourselves, so we have to have a reason, for our judgments. Even if those reasons are totally UN-reasonable and irrational? It happens to all of us sometimes. It happened to me.
So, back to the TV. After all these many years, there I was looking at people on TV, moving slowly. Why was I looking at this now? Maybe it was just because, I was awake and locked on this channel by accident? I don’t believe in accidents! This is what I think it was. After all these years, I finally got around to or back to my natural curiosity. Instead of my perfectly PRE-formed idea of what I thought these people were doing, I came to understand that I, had no fricking clue what they were doing, who they were or why they were doing what they were doing! How’s that for naked, raw and blatant honesty?
There I was, knowing full well that this program I was watching, with Regis and his wife Joy in it, was all about trying to sell me something. I don’t usually buy stuff from TV promotions. I wasn’t interested in buying anything then! But I finally was at the place in my mind that instead of holding on to my make-believe, I wanted to really find out what they were doing and WHY.
Those weird slow-moving people were practicing Tai Chi. Maybe the only two things I got right in my precious and previous opinions of what this was about, were that the people I remember doing this were indeed elderly (which I was not then). And they were most likely (most likely not definitely) Chinese. The age thing is obvious, they were elderly. The characteristic of the people are Asian. But Tai Chi is, Chinese in its origin. Upon further research, I came to understand that it is a martial art. It is Chinese and both it and Kung Fu, are associated in that both descended from Qigong, another Chinese martial art. A martial art? OK, you have my attention.
Then I discovered that Tai Chi is similar to American boxing. Boxing? Tai Chi? OK, now I’m really curios. But what about the slow-moving, almost suspended animation or slow motion, slo-mo’, dance-like stuff? It’s not very fast. Boxing does not ever seem slow. But OK, I’ll bite. I’m in a humble state of open-mindedness. Teach me.
So this whole infomercial was about Tai Chi? Sort of. It was based on Tai Chi, by a practitioner of it, whose last name happened to be, Cheng. Dr. Cheng, to be exact. Who’s he?
“Dr. Mark Cheng, is a martial arts master and doctor specializing in modern sports science, with more than 20 years of experience teaching Tai Chi. Over that time, Dr. Cheng developed his breakthrough method—a common-sense approach to physical training that makes it easy for even beginning students, to master the basic moves of Tai Chi. To create Tai Cheng, Dr. Cheng combined classical Tai Chi techniques, ancient Qi Gong practices, and 21st-century sports science. Whether you are looking to increase balance and agility, rehab and strengthen your body after a joint or muscle injury, or simply to get started on the path to better fitness, Tai Cheng is designed to be easy and an effective solution.”
source: About Dr. Cheng http://www.taicheng.com
Oh, OK, so it’s for old people after all? But wait a minute, I am old or at least I’m older. 🙂 What about my current level of fitness? Fitness on a scale of 1-10 would make me what, about a negative fifteen (-15)? 🙂 And just when I got excited about Tai Chi being a martial art, like boxing and closely related to Kung Fu. So much for my visions of becoming Bruce Lee-like or some Jedi martial arts master? Oh, I get it, it’s about improving balance and coordination, something us older people can use, especially if we start falling a lot or are prone to falling? But I don’t have, among my many current problems, a problem with falling. But wait, is this, could it possible be, a complete physical fitness program? I went and asked my former trainer to get his take on this and to see if I could order the Tai Cheng program through him. Through him? Yes, the Tai Cheng program is through Beachbody, which markets a whole line of fitness programs and supplements, diet stuff and stuff like that. But I’m not interested in, “stuff” like that, just maybe, the Tai Cheng program.
So, I went to see Collin, my former ex military, (veteran) trainer that has his own gym. We talked about the Tai Cheng program. He has a couple of clients that are using it. He relayed their reasons, for taking it and it was pretty much, for ‘balance and coordination.’ OK, it seems like I was going full circle. It’s for old people who may have poor fitness health and the need to not lose their balance, trip over stuff and fall? Collin and I talked, for some time and we dug deeper into this. He drew from his perspective, from purely a fitness point of view. A lot of people go to his gym because, they are looking for fast results, like loosing weight and building muscle, for whatever might be their reasons. Maybe they want quick results to fit into a tux or dress or a bikini swimsuit for summer? There seems to be a bunch of new members late winter/early spring that disappear, when the outside weather becomes warm again. Just sayN’. 🙂
I brought into our discussion, my perspective knowing something about martial arts. When I was a child, I loved dance. I took classes (tap and ballet). Loved, Loved, Loved it! Then, other boys found out about it. They teased me, made fun of me and called me a sissy. I quit dance. I traded my love of dance for manliness and respect? Whatever, but remember, I was just a kid. The experience stayed with me. I had to take wrestling in school. It was mandatory. It was OK, but I was really good at it. I was somewhat a pacifist, so I was never into fighting. Maybe the dancer in me stayed with me? One day, I saw a man doing these strange movements. It looked like dance. He was a grown man. I was curious. I watched him and waited until he was finished and then approached him. I asked him what he was doing? As it turned out, he was a black belt in Kung Fu which he taught in a school.
Belts in martial arts were pretty much a 20th century thing outside of China. First judo, then karate and thirdly, Kung Fu so, by the 1970’s most martial arts in the United States had a ‘belt’ system. It seemed to help students move more quickly through the different levels and degrees of mastering the skills.
The black belt Kung Fu Guy (that was his first name) and I became friends. I would show up when he practiced alone and he would teach me. Interestingly, he never asked me to join his dojo. Through the years after we went our separate ways (he graduated from college and moved out-of-state), I have never joined a school or a dojo and have never taken classes, except for a few classes in Aikido about 10 years ago. I dd purchase and still have a gi (traditional uniform for practicing martial arts). So, I have never earned any belt except (to borrow from the fictional character in the ‘Karate Kid series of movies, Mr. Miyagi), those I purchased from J.C. Penny’s, to keep my pants up. 🙂
I was not into fighting. I did not want anyone to know I was learning martial arts because, sooner or later, someone would want to challenge me. I was not afraid, I just did not want to fight. So, I never trained in any school. Call me cheap or blessed, I would find other skilled martial artists that befriended me and would work with me one on one.
I have never used or misused what I’ve learned over the years except three times. Any confrontation I’ve ever had were generally resolved by my wrestling memory until all were calm and the situation was peacefully resolved. But those three times?
One time, I had done something that had made my mother mad. I started to walk off, but apparently, she was not done talking to me. She reached out with my back turned away from her and she just tried to get my attention and accidentally I felt her fingernails on my back. I spun around so fast and the next moment, my mother was laying on the floor face up, staring incredulously at me. I did not hurt her, but the speed and the place in which she found herself and that I had put her in, was quite frankly, a shock to both of us. It was a simple reaction to her nails in my back and muscle memory. Doing something so long and so often, repeating it over and over again, develops muscle memory.
The second time I used this muscle memory, was against the true purpose of true martial arts, which is for defense. Someone I still know well (no names) challenged me, made fun of me and martial arts. He thought it was all just a joke. He whom was larger, bigger and stronger than I would not accept my explanations and definitions and would not stop provoking me. I gave in. I told him to tightly hold a four-inch telephone book over his chest area and to get into his most stable and balanced stance. I told him that with one punch from just 6” away from the center of that book he was holding over his chest that I would greatly move him backwards. He did not believe me. One punch and I knocked him onto his rear after moving him around three feet. Impressive? Not to me! I remember it to this day primarily because, of what this training can do and that I had allowed myself to be provoked and to have abused what it is intended for, self-defense!
The third time? I was sitting in the passenger side of a large panel truck. The driver and I were not getting along. I was trying to tune him out. That pissed him off. Out of the corner of my hand, I noticed his right hand coming towards me. I perceived this as a threatening move. Almost instantly, I had jumped up out of my seat, spun around and landed over on top of the dashboard of his side between the windshield and the steering wheel. My arms were wrapped around his. He was a very large and powerful man. What began like lightning, ended with something more like wrestling, just to keep him from hurting me and HIM. Do I dare say that all he said he was trying to do was to reach over, open my door and force me out of his truck? Oh, right, I just did, but that is what he said he was trying to do. But to me, it was not a normal movement and defensively, I instantly responded to what was perceived as a threatening and offensive move. My point? Muscle memory! Muscle memory is the same thing used when playing a piano or some other instrument. Something practiced for so long, repeated over and over again, builds muscle memory and your hands and muscles just seem to have minds of their own.
So, this slow-motion, Tai Chi inspired, Tai Cheng program will over time, develop muscle memory and eventually, my body will just respond at what ever speed is required. But remember dance? Dance was really the reason I started practicing martial arts in the first place. It reminded me of DANCE, Yay dance!
So, after further discussion, Collin (my trainer) and I from his fitness perspective and mine from martial arts and dance, came to the following conclusion. The only difference between what he does and the potential of Tai Cheng is, the time it takes to see the results! Everything he does for his clients can be also achieved through Tai Cheng, only it would take longer. The only thing missing perhaps would be the benefit of raising the heartbeat for an extended period of time for aerobic exercise (breathing, oxygenating the blood) and cardiovascular (heart strengthening).
But “take longer?” What does that sound like? Going slowly, gently; modifying, so that a negative fifteen (-15) on the fitness Richter scale 🙂 may get the benefits without hurting myself, pushing too hard and etc., like I did when I worked out at the gym with a professional trainer, over a year ago. And there was something else.
My wife needs a fitness buddy. I’m OK with being independent, but I love my wife. She has limited mobility because of spinal stenosis, in her lower back. She loves to swim. Me? If I had to choose between a clear, cool, beautiful, but chlorinated pool of water or a muddy water hole, I’d choose the mud hole, every time! I’ll be glad to make you a mud pie too. 🙂
Well, slow and gentle with the ability to modify, according to each person’s ability, mobility and level of fitness, sounds pretty good to me. Slow? Slow dancing? I love slow dancing with my wife! So, this is something we can do together. And it only takes a half an hour a day. It’s a 90 day program. Pop in the DVD’s, simple and nice and easy. Besides, I could make copies for her to take with her and continue, while she is visiting one grandchild that lives in Japan. My wife will be gone for six weeks. Grandson’s daddy (my wife’s son) is 100% American born and raised. He moved to Japan several years ago and married his 100% Japanese wife. Did I mention that Chris, husband to Sakiko and father to Kai, was also into martial arts? Well, he has been for much of his life. He has trained in Japan under the tutelage of a female master in the martial art called, Aikido. Point number one, in the male dominant society of Japan, you really have to be really great, just to have their respect. To be a female and a master at Aikido, you have to be really, really, Great! Steven Segal became a master of Aikido, so you can see some of the techniques in his movies (albeit, exaggerated).
It could be interesting when Tai Chi (Tai Cheng) meets Aikido. Tai Chi is Chinese. Aikido is Japanese. And to put it mildly, these two countries are often rivals. Some don’t like each other very much. Some believe the Chinese stole much from the Japanese. Some believe the Japanese stole from the Chinese. I hope my wife will continue this Americanized Chinese program while she is in Japan for 6 weeks and her son will not dissuade her or interfere by injecting his Japanese training.
So, I ordered the Tai Cheng Program. It costs about $53. It has a 90 day 100% money back guarantee, less shipping and handling. It is an accredited business with the BBC (Better Business Bureau). It is a 90 program of 30 minutes per day. Here’s a picture of what was received.
Tai Cheng base kit
https://www.taicheng.com
I’ll let you know how it works in due time.
Next time: My Superpower— What is my Microbiome?